"You could smell the onions and the mustard!"

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"You could smell the onions and the mustard!"
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Some sandwich shops should make that the name of a special

Wanna make that a federal assault combo? Might as well throw in a couple of misdemeanors (chips & drink)

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I’ll have the Felony Footlong, please.

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Does it come in life size? I do.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Port of Subs seems like the right place. They already have a sandwhich crime in the form of their Thanksgiving sub. Bread inside more bread, cuz it’s mostly stuffing.

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Apparently people have had “assaulting a federal officer” tossed into their prosecutions for things like “ICE thug twisted his ankle when chasing someone.” So a sandwich throwing is definitely on the table.

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it’s funny that in a country where we have a Second Amendment right to bear arms (and the police are dressed/armed as though that’s their normal everyday interaction) yet a sandwich is seen as a threat.

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Subway is horrible, yes /s

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