PieFed.cađ¤¨âď¸
submitted by
edited
Teknevrahttps://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/50ddfe41-8a6b-420e-9bee-29ccd2a33899.webp
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/50ddfe41-8a6b-420e-9bee-29ccd2a33899.webp
Nope.
Itâs a sin because every sperm is sacred and should only be used for one purpose.
Any sex act that isnât cismale trying to impregnate a cisfemale is a sin.
Thatâs according to them.
What if no sperm is involved at all?
Thatâs my vasectomy loophole! I can now bang anyone I want because the boys are locked down.
No sperm means no ejaculation for you, ever.
Yes. I wouldnât know where to ejaculate from anyway. I hear some other humans have similar anatomic peculiarities. So me having sex with one (or several) of them would be fine?
Apparently Romans 1:26 implies itâs not, according to antilesbian folks, but having read it carefully I say, as long as itâs natural to you, it should be fine. Not that I give a shit what Paul has to say about what I do with my body.
Just use your nipples.
Vasectomy.
People who have had vasectomies still ejaculate. The ejaculate just doesnât contain any sperm.
The phrase is âevery sperm is sacredâ, not âevery ounce of semen is sacredâ
Got it. Have gay sex, then felch, then transplant. Just as God intended.
Have my grossed out upvote please
So what youâre saying is that if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate?
You mean that every sperm is needed in your neighborhood?
Also, thatâs why they donât call it sex. They call it sodomy. Which according to them is a sin.
Please donât nocturnal emish
I spent a moment trying to remember who Emish is in the Bible before realizing.
I think theyâre related to that pop singer, Billie Emish
/j
âThou shalt not lay with a man as thou would a woman.â
But, if youâre a gay man, you wouldnât want to lay with a woman.
So, if you have sex with a man, it wouldnât be âas thou would [lay with] a woman,â since thou wouldnât lay with women in the first place.
So, see? It was never a sin!
(Gets more complicated when youâre bi, but I think if you only bottom for men and top for women- or vice-versa- it probably still works out)
Thatâs also why I donât lay with them. We get in the sex swing
I believe some translations say something along the lines of âif a man lays with a man as he would a woman, he must be stoned.â So just take a good, long rip from the bong beforehand and youâre golden.
Itâs not gay if your penises touch inside a woman.
Wasnât that the justification the Greeks used in ancient times? Sex with the wife at home and with the guys at the coliseum or wherever for fun or sportâŚ?
And commerceâŚ
We need more sex lawyers.
Itâs called sodomy