Trump "worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize" for COVID vaccines, Pfizer CEO says

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Let me get this straight...

Trump is worthy of the Nobel Prize because the vaccine says CEO of a company that made 80 billion dollars from it.

Trump meanwhile during the pandemic told people to take horse meds, drink bleach, and inject sunlight into their bodies.

Now that same Horse Pharmacist Regime, with Bobby (more experience as a heroin user than a doctor) Brainworm is trying to ban the very covid vaccines they previously came up with.

The mental gymnastics on this one would make Simone Biles blush.

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methinks pfizer is doing an uno-reverse snooker kinda thing.

It’s one way for them to force RFK out and demand that vaccine requirements remain.

It’s honestly a fantastic move. It demonstrates a real understanding of the opponent and the new rules of the game.

It’s an appeal to vanity (a troll). Trump is wildly vain and if he thinks this qualifies him for a Nobel (it doesn’t) then he might just put the worm back in its jar for awhile.

I think this is legitimately it.

This isn't sycophantic, it's desperation. They're watching the future of their industry (mRNA) disappear right in front of them, along with the related money.

They need Trump to get it in his head that the vaccine makes him a hero, so that MAGA will come around on vaccines and keep them rich.

No doubt in my mind. I bet that hurt to come out and say publicly.

Maga won't come around on it though. They booed him as he was promoting the vaccine at one of his ego stroke rallies.

It doesn't matter. They can convince their supporters of literally anything. And even if they can't, they've been so successful at demonizing dems that their voters would sooner vote for the devil himself so long as he had on a red tie and an (R) next to his name.

That's Captain Roadkill Brainworm, thank you very much.

Obama won the nobel peace price for drone striking children. Nothing has to make sense, just enjoy the nightmares

The same ones his chosen cdc head just unilaterally decided are no longer approved?

Release the Epstein files, you cowards.

Gargling dem Trump nuts I see.

Sounds the most likely to me. Faced with taking a loss from having their vaccine banned, flatter him into embracing them instead.

I hope he wore a face mask during that brown nosing, or is face will be smeared in Trump faeces and fake tan.

He does not.

Is this the end-game for Taco withholding vaccines from everyone? He has to get a fucking Nobel Peace Prize before everyone gets to have the vaccine we've had easy access to for years now?

Also: dipshit had very, very little to do with the Covid vaccines. If anything, we should be thanking Obama. Maybe HE should get the Nobel Peace Prize?

Good thing Pfizer decides who gets nobem prizes.

Oh, drats.

Wait, so a BigPharma CEO is some kind of fascist bootlicking billionaire shitweasel?

Huh.

mushroom dick taste hard to wash out

He should get it, only to create new fault line within GOP so fervently trying to erase vaccines. Disconnect dictator and his base. Also Nobel prizes are not what they used to be so there's no loss on chucking this under the bus

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No he isn't. That research had been going on for decades, before Covid. All he's responsible for, is getting out of the way.

Maybe. Apple proves he can be cheaply bought. Why not present some gold plated token if we can reinstate preventive health, for example

Damn, why did he have to do one good thing?

He didn't do anything though. He just took credit for it. And a short while later completely turned on it and embraced antivaxxing.

Operation Warp Speed

Unless I'm missing something.

Suck his dick a little harder Mr. CEO.

Not that awarding it would matter much.

The Nobel Peace prize has been meaningless since they gave it to Obama anyway.

You can't tell but I'm rolling my eyes and muttering "shut the hell up, dumbass" right now

When you gotta suck an 80 year old felon rapist traitor pedo's micro dick to make a buck.

The CEO is playing Trump against RFK, jr. Just sit back and watch

CEO is probably saying this to curry political and economic favor from the administration, i.e. ball-gargling.

Why? They are not even good enough to be recommended for all adults and children. I mean if they were then of course. But oh well.

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World leaders and CEOs all know how to play the game. All of them.

It’s both astonishing and nauseating to watch.

Astoundingly stupid too.

Trump: Thanks for the Nobel Prize that I Absolutely Totally Deserve!™®© Still banning the vaccine though.

I can't tell if he's sucking up to Trump or trolling RFK Jr.

I'm sure the CEO saying this has absolutely nothing to do with the administration's attempt to force the drug manufacturers to justify the validity of the vaccine. There is no way he would say something like that, just to create headlines tying the president to the success of vaccine. The president is way too smart and well adjusted to be manipulated by someone implying that if the president questions the vaccine, he is saying he didn't deserve the Nobel. It must be a complete coincidence.

/s... in case I was somehow more subtle than the Pfizer CEO.

How did anyone understand what he said as he was gargling Trump‘s balls?

It may not have been ball-gargling, it may have been an attempt to recruit one faction of crazy (Trump) to do battle with another faction of crazy (RFK Jr.).

I'm entirely in favor of sowing discord within the Trump administration's many flavors of crazy.

I assume conservatives are now fluent in dick-muted throat singing through public hairs

I'm thinking the opposite of the rest of you. Giving Trump a Nobel for Operation Warp Speed and Covid vaccines would be an incredible way of trolling him. Imagine his reaction now that he is anti-vax.

I see it as a desperate appeal to his ego to try to save mRNA vaccines

I also see this as a minutely beneficial distraction.

Every second this moronic toddler with the nuclear football spends chasing treats is one less he can spend blabbering his fucking gums or breaking shit.

Aaaaand Pfizer is now on the list of companies I will never willingly support.

Even if saying this causes Trump to squash RFK Jr.'s efforts to destroy Covid vaccination, and result in even more MAGA infighting in the process?

Lol everyone is figuring out how much they need to baby Trump's ego in order to protect their own power.

If you haven't taken note, every single person publicly speaking in Trump's physical vicinity now makes a point to glaze him non-stop. It's so sadly hilarious to watch these sociopaths figure out how to play the game. It's like watching Game of Thrones, but everyone is Little Finger.

“Please, please shoot me in the face, I’m nothing but a parasite on humanity!” Says some sadly lead free ceo

Yeah, give a prize to him for a product he had zero input into the development of and actively impeded the production of, which was meant to cure a disease he said didn't exist in the first place. Right. Sure.

I want off this planet.

Trump actually expedited the development of Covid vaccines. There's enough real stuff to not like him for, you don't need to create fake ones.

I honestly hope he does get a Nobel Peace Prize. It will be the final nail in the coffin for any credibility the award had left after Obama getting one killed its credibility in the first place. I'd appreciate the undeniable clarity of knowing it is utterly irredeemable without doubt, that it is an utter joke of an award and probably always has been. There is still a tiny sliver of doubt in my mind that it could still be redeemed somehow and used to honor people who actually contribute to world peace. But once Trump wins it, I'll never have to worry about whether it is worthy of any attention ever again.

Such short memory. If Kissinger getting the Nobel Peace Prize didn't "kill" it then Obama comes nowhere close.