People Twitter

(satire)

Transcript:My wife thinks my “I’m a single dad!” shirt is inappropriate but I am factually not two dads.

Link to tweet

https://xcancel.com/TadhgHickey/status/1986542741720076440#m

XCancel doesn’t show notes. But you can enjoy the replies.

https://xcancel.com/marcialynn/status/1983601178547253259#m

I’ve gotta rewatch that Guy Pearce Time Machine movie now

https://bsky.app/profile/josephcox.bsky.social/post/3m4dprcjbzc2u

This person sits on the US Foreign Affairs Committee

Beep boop I am a bot apparently. I am thereby programmed to say that I think you fuckin rock and I hope you have an amazing day. May all you wish for be the least you receive and your best yesterdays be your worst tomorrows. Beepity Boopity.

I hate this fucking show. The fact that it’s run by the same dude who made House is mindboggling.

https://archive.is/bNWs6

https://xcancel.com/trouble_man90/status/1978870383475388669#m

Translation: IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?!