PieFed.caCardassian bathrooms are the worst
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Remove the text from the first picture and swap the order of pics. It makes the joke better.
Edit:
nice
Cardassian bathroom:
Man, if I ever become an employer, this is how Iām gonna do job interviews.
āso what would you say is your greatest weaknessā
*plop*
Hemorrhoids
OK. Your work name shall be Hemmy
Oh. Oh gods. Hemmer was a nickname not a name.
I was working at a job site in Idaho 2 years ago or so and came across an old refurbished building and the bathroom itself really did look like this where there were two toilets facing each other I asked him if they often have group meetings in there and they said not often but once in a whileā¦..
someone twisted the knob to āpoop with friendsā and snapped the damn thing off!
Bynar bathroom
Where I grew up for some reason when they turned the junior high bathroom into the senior bathroom this is what they did. Thankfully they had new walls up before the end of the semester but it was weird.
Closer. CLOSER DAMMIT.
Ok, closer it is.
let that sink in
Cāmon, donāt let the cardassians fuck around with the number of sinks as well.
I thought I was a monster for always just going to the first available.
In a nearly full bathroom my bosses bosses boss did that at the conference for just our company, while continuing his phone conversation that was clearly work related as he held the phone to his ear. Then left without washing his hands.
Iām not a monster, not even close.
Except when thereās a line, even then the 6ā2ā dude will use the ADA Urinal
Shouldnāt the text be flipped? The point was Picard was shown a number of lights and told a different number. The picture shows five so he should be saying five. Right?
No because Picard is speaking the truth. No one uses the other two, and therefore they arenāt urinals
If you do end up in a situation where you must use the other two it is proper to say ānice watchā as you maintain eye contact.
Who wears a watch on their penis?
Oh, well you can also say ānice ringā
Nice cock ring bro.
And then yell something manly so they know youāre not a gay
And a little sombrero why
I prefer āthatās a particularly lovely circumcision scarā or āwhat a beautiful foreskin!ā
I have definitely used urinals shoulder to shoulder in places where there was little choice, like an airport.
Right, but thatās the funny thing about jokes. They donāt need to be 100% accurate to be funny.
Yeah, but jokes do work better when grounded in truth. Are there seriously people out there who will just piss themselves if 1,3, and 5 are occupied?
It takes ~21 seconds to piss. Iāll wait for an opening.
And if there are no dividers, Iāll wait for a stall.
Instead of rushing to the most extreme option ask yourself if the 1st and 3rd urinals are occupied which one would you use? Iām finishing explaining the joke so Iāll just leave you with this, if you make the changes the original commenter suggested, there isnāt a joke anymore. Itās just Picard counting urinals.
well it depends. 3 or 2
No, no, there are 5 urinals. But only 3 can be used simoultaneously.
thatās the joke.
Just wanted to be pedantic for a second
Thatās only because you havenāt yet seen a Bolian bathroom.
Fuck this Iām just pissing my pants