Sixth Rule of Acquisition

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Head of Grand Nagus Zek on George Sr., eating jumja stick, saying "There's always latinum in the banana stand"
  • Arrested Development S1E2 “Top Banana”
  • Star Trek: Deep Space 9 S1E11 “The Nagus”
  • Star Trek: Deep Space 9 S1E4 “A Man Alone”
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It’s One Self-sealing Stem Bolt Quark. What Could It Cost, 10 strips of latinum?

by Kirk is a jerk OP depth: 2

Here’s some latinum. Go see a star trek.



Must be a rewritten version.

My copy of the rules of acquisition say the sixth rule is:

Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

by Kirk is a jerk OP depth: 2

I felt that a rule regarding screwing over family members fit with Arrested Development



At least 10,000 bars of gold pressed latinum in the walls hopefully wouldn’t burn


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by Kirk is a jerk OP edited depth: 2

Indeed! In this Arrested Development scene, the character is holding an ice cream sandwich, so I figured a jumja stick was a decent replacement when making this Star Trek themed.

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If there is money in the banana stand then why in the Blessed Exchequer’s name are we diversifying into tulaberry wine?


I’m mister manager!

by Kirk is a jerk OP depth: 2

We just say “manager”



Unfortunately, our local source of latinum is drying up.


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