When life gives you lemons, donāt make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I donāt want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeās manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson this kitty lemons! Do you know who I am? Iām the man cat whoās gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Iām gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Worse, those lemons arenāt fully ripe. Of course youāre adding sugar anyway but theyāre going to be low on juice and possibly bitter, so be sure to taste before you ruin other ingredients. Storebought lemons are often dyed so you neednāt try for that look, but at least half of the skin should be a clear bright yellow. And they should twist off without a stem. Lemons ripen slowly, and they keep well on the tree, so you shouldnāt have a bunch like this unless a storm or something brings them down or a branch breaks.
Most of them hate the smell. One of my cats would slightly bite the peel of oranges and rub his face on them. We have to hide our oranges to stop him poisoning himself š
That same cat hates fish, will steal bread or pasta right off your plate, and only drinks water by dipping his paw in it and licking it off. Heās weird
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When life gives you lemons, donāt make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I donāt want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeās manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give
Cave Johnsonthis kitty lemons! Do you know who I am? Iām themancat whoās gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Iām gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!š
No thumbs, huh?
Ernest Hemingway has entered the chatā¦
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āYouāre my best friend Gary. The food is on the top shelf, and I donāt have thumbs!ā
Too many lemons for a cat makes for one helluva sourpuss.
Iāll see myself out, thx.
SO MAKE THE LEMONADE FOR HIM! HIM WANT LEMONADE HOOMIN!
Thanks, thatās the context I needed to get it. I almost missed it
Worse, those lemons arenāt fully ripe. Of course youāre adding sugar anyway but theyāre going to be low on juice and possibly bitter, so be sure to taste before you ruin other ingredients. Storebought lemons are often dyed so you neednāt try for that look, but at least half of the skin should be a clear bright yellow. And they should twist off without a stem. Lemons ripen slowly, and they keep well on the tree, so you shouldnāt have a bunch like this unless a storm or something brings them down or a branch breaks.
Or a cat gets them.
Or because heās a cat that is near lemons. Citrus is very bad for cats and they HATE the smell.
Most of them hate the smell. One of my cats would slightly bite the peel of oranges and rub his face on them. We have to hide our oranges to stop him poisoning himself š
That same cat hates fish, will steal bread or pasta right off your plate, and only drinks water by dipping his paw in it and licking it off. Heās weird
Uh my cats like my lemon tree
I always say: when Life gives you lemons, jam them up Lifeās tailpipe.
Mr Cave Johnson?!
(but read in a āRene Decartesā voice)